Well, it's taken me most of the night, but I've finally finished the drawing of the fairy. (You didn't know I was an artist did you?) It looked almost exactly like this:

But imagine that it's glowing. And that's the fairy. Just to clear up any ugly rumors that may come up about the appearance of said fairy in the future by those that read this.

So, we set out at first light. And seeing as how we didn’t open our eyes until about… 2 P.M., we didn’t get the biggest head start on our day. Oh well. Anyways, after searching for the band of flaming banana demons for like… ever, we came upon a cave. Seeing as how it was getting dark, we decided to set up camp. We were just about to go to bed for the night, when suddenly, from the back of the cave, comes a dazzling ball of light. It turns out it was really a fairy. No not that kind of fairy you sicko! Like, Tinkerbell kinda fairy. Anyways, it turns out that this fairy was actually a relative of Tinkerbell. Go figure. She said her name was Tinkermanda, and then asked what we were doing in her cave. So we told her our story so far, and of our quest to rescue Stank. After thinking long and hard for like….. ever, Tinkermanda said she had a story for us. Realizing that fairy stories usually contain wisdom, we listened intently. These are her words.

“Once, there was a handsome prince, who had everything he could wish for. And not only was he handsome, but he was nice too. He was the nicest person in the world. So one day, he decided he wanted a slushie. But instead of using his solid gold slushie machine, he decided to walk down to the 7-11 down the street. So the prince walks to the 7-11 which is located right between the good part of town, and the bad. So, the prince goes in, and says to Majalawambala the clerk, that he’d like a slushie. Majalawambala gladly gives it to him because I mean, he’s nice. Anyways, the prince walks out the door, just as Chang the Mexican, and Carlos the Asian were walking in. The prince bumped into them, thereby making them very angry. So they decide to beat him up. Chang charges him, but the prince throws the slushie at him, and it kills him. Now it’s just Carlos and the prince. Seeing as how they both knew kung fu, the battle went on for quite a while. Suddenly a giant meteor fell from the sky and landed right on both of them. Killing them instantly. At that exact moment, a VW bus drove by. Hanging onto the bumper, were a leprechaun, and a garden gnome. The leprechaun’s name was Pepe, and the garden gnome’s name was Milkyway. Anyways, Pepe and Milkyway, look at the giant meteor, and instantly recognize it for what it truly is. A magical space jawbreaker. So, they take a piece and go on their way. As they walk past an alley, they see an old friend who’s name was Jamall. So, Pepe, and Milkyway, and Jamall, are walking, and without realizing it, they wander into the Riverdance Gang’s territory. Suddenly they’re surrounded! No escape! The leader of the gang, Jayfwanda, challenges Jamall to a riverdance tournament. Seeing as how this is the only way out, he accepts. They go into an alley to do they’re dirty work. As the contestants are getting ready, Pepe and Milkyway give Jamall the piece of magical space jawbreaker. Jamall takes a bite, and suddenly he becomes fearless. He takes another bite, and he instantly knows how to breakdance. He takes the last bite, and grows a HUGE afro. Now Jamall is ready. With his mad breakdancing skillz, Jamall easily wins the tournament and also wins the territory from the Riverdance gang. Jamall goes on to become ruler of all the earth with his afro. Pepe and Milkyway went back and sold the magic jawbreaker for millions of dollars. The End.”

 ………….Yeah, I don’t get it either. It’s late. Gotta get some sleep. Must find Stank. Nighty night.